April's Fool....

Well I couldn’t do my blog on the 1st of April without mentioning a few classic pranks on this all holiest of days, April Fools.
A few classics so far include;

- The Sun’s revolutionary lickable paper where apparently "hydrocolloids collide with each other to spread over your taste buds creating a sense of taste”. To my amusement I saw a number of trusting people on the tube today subtly placing their tongues on the paper to test it out... fools!!!

- Gillette’s new Miracle T-shirt which contains a “unique neutralizing agent” that prevents BO. http://www.miracleshirt.co.uk/

- Virgin Media and Ferrets – Virgin announced that for years they have used Ferrets to lay their cables for their broadband service. Jon James, director of broadband for Virgin Media, said: "For hundreds of years, ferrets have helped humans in various jobs. Our decision to use them is due to their strong nesting instinct, their long, lean build and inquisitive nature, and for their ability to get down holes.” Hmmm

- The AA and their Jet-propelled servicemen – AA have stated that their servicemen will be fitted with jetpacks (costing £42,000 each) to help beat the traffic and get to their customers far quicker.

- London Waterloo and City tube line to be pedestrianised – Transport for London have drawn up detailed plans to pedestrianise central lines to assist with pavement congestion and encourage fat Londoners to burn the equivalent of 6 million calories a week walking instead.

- Google Translate have branched out into the animal kingdom and now promises it can translate your pet’s mutterings into English.

Just a few classics there for you, but my favourite must be that Pete Doherty and Carl Barat are to reform to play at the Reading and Leeds festivals this year. Surely not!! When did they become all pally again!! Whether fool or not, if it happens then hell must have frozen over, all differences must have been put aside and I might just have to eat my hat!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2916229/Pete-Doherty-reunion-with-Libertines-will-pay-tax-bill.html

All about the Music

The poor weather has bred a rant I'm afraid, all apologies.

With the announcement of her new book entitled My World, England’s Nu-Rose, Cheryl Cole has confirmed her intention to coat every single element of media available with her own terrifyingly thin layer of hearing-aid beige branding. Should this be aloud? Should I care? Does caring make me part of the problem?!

Now as a disclaimer I should note that I realise this is not a new process. Modern day pop acts are required to apply themselves over a multitude of different platforms. This is a given. However with our Cheryl, I can’t help but think it’s a bit more disturbing than most, since she honestly can’t seem to apply herself on more than one – namely being rather photogenic.

We’ve had Cole’s music, best described as a gruelling exercise in validating the term ‘collaboration’.

We’ve had a TV show; the inexplicable ‘Cheryl Cole’s Night In’, during which Cheryl mimes her way through her flagship ‘collaboration’, and is then interviewed by the actual presenter of the show; Holly Willoughby for perhaps 3 minutes.

(We mustn’t forget about Cheryl’s contribution to The X-Factor at this point, namely her L’Oreal smile and a contractual obligation of 6 visible tears per episode. Credit where it’s due Chezza.)

We’ve all bore witness to Cheryl’s almost total domination of the tabloids from the moment she was announced as the ‘hot one’ from Girls Aloud, through the charge of Racially Aggravated Assault and Actual Bodily Harm of a club toilet attendant [please note for legal reasons that Cole was only successfully charged with the latter]. Right up to her phoenix-like rise from the flames of her failed marriage to Ashley (or ‘The Key Defence Witness’ as I like to call him).

But it is with the up-and-coming release of her new book that I finally reach the end of my tether. My World will doubtlessly jump off the shelves for at least a few weeks only to prolapse from the charts before any consumers can think the word ‘Shenanigans!’ A short, sharp shock strategy exercised to perfection. I just hope the publishers can sleep at night.

Will My World let us all into the world that is Cheryl Cole; what makes her tick, what spurs her on etc? I’d wager that it manages this with the greatest of ease – it’s a book entirely composed of photographs… Can anyone suggest a more accurate way to portray the life (so far) of a young woman who has got where she is today through being pretty in front of a camera, and genuinely nothing more? I can’t either, other than not making the book in the first place… Hang on, wait a moment, I’m on to something here…

Joe

He'd Lose His Head If It Wasn't Attached

I just saw this and couldn't help but laugh. I mean, I'm all for stopping illegal downloading, artist's getting paid fairly and all of that jazz, but when Simon Cowell is involved, somehow it just ends up being amusing:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2909733/Simon-Cowell-suffers-fresh-attack-from-internet-thieves.html

Jon

First time blogger....

Hello all fellow followers and bloggers. Having only started on Monday I’m new to the Syllabus crew so think it’s best to get introductions out of the way first. So, I’m Katie. I love music, I love being creative, and although I initially hadn’t thought about a career within music marketing, after four days with the team this definitely seems like my kind of thing!! Not only do we talk music all day and come up with some seriously exciting campaigns, there’s also a cracking lean, mean coffee making machine in the office and our lovely, if not slightly gender confused goldfish Jay Z / Beyonce. All in all, a seriously inspiring workplace to be in.

So that’s a teeny bit about me. I’ll be blogging a fair bit keeping everyone up-to-date with all that’s going on in the world of Syllabus, so keep your eyes peeled for interesting articles and exciting news.

On a slight tangent from the above, if anyone saw some unassuming Londoners being bundled into the back of an MGMT promo van last Thursday (as my rather bemused housemate did) don’t panic. It was all part of a rather elaborate and innovative PR stunt to promote the band’s new album Celebration. Thankfully the chosen few knew they were going to be abducted as it meant they had just won a treasure hunt entitling them to “a very special MGMT experience” according to the bands website. Hmmm not quite sure what might have gone on in said van, or where they might have ended up but if it sells a few more albums and encourages fans to interact with the band then I guess there’s no harm done. Good job I say! Check out more details at www.whereismgmt.co.uk

Katie

Oi Darling! leave our cider alone!!

If, like myself, a high proportion of tramps and the Wurzels, your a cider drinker, then please join this inevitably futile Facebook 'petition'. This is in response to Alastair Darling's 10% increase in the duty on strong Cider products as revealed in his 2010 budget yesterday. It's a significant rise in comparison to tax increases on other alcoholic drinks which apparently levels out a long-term tax disparity. The people this will really effect are the small local producers of 'real' cider despite the rise clearly being aimed at the larger companies producing 'White Lightning' and alike, in effect, a completely separate market.

So join the group, sign the petition and fight the power!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=108529325839226&ref=search&sid=508054454.298915647..1

Downing street petition... http://bit.ly/9BCStp

Just the Facts?

And so my morning cup of coffee was today accompanied by the cutting-edge crew of BBC1’s Breakfast, as they delved into the veritable minefield that is music file sharing for all of 4 minutes… It would appear that a new website is being created to highlight legitimate download sites (i.e. those that come at a per-purchase price or subscription fee) and ‘red flag’ illegal sites offering free downloads or file-sharing. Please don’t ask for the site’s name as I’m pretty sure they failed to mention it.

Whilst the topical hot potato of illegal file-sharing should be highlighted more, and BBC1’s decision to touch on it this morning does signify that at least someone is taking it seriously, a couple of questions spring to mind. Firstly, is the Breakfast Show is the right platform for the issue at hand? But more importantly, isn’t this a story a not a drop in the ocean compared to the real issue here, namely the Digital Economy Bill?

I’d wager that I was in a very small percentage of viewers who didn’t switch over or run off to the kettle at this point of the show. To counter balance the Breakfast presenter’s collective inadequacy when addressing this ‘story’, the Beeb managed to pluck a youthful spokesperson from NME out of the sky, and an even more youthful radio deejay/born-again illegal downloader, who both managed to put across their opinion that nothing like this would stop people illegally downloading music online. Job done people, initiative successfully discredited and now lets move onto the ever-fluctuating daffodil market, currently suffering its worst season in 20 years…

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying this website is the way to go, and no amount of promotion will ever make this type of solution viable. The very idea of a website promoting ‘safe’ sites for legal music purchases seems to me to be missing one vital point: it relies on the notion that people want to pay for their music and avoid breaking the law. Even if this issue were covered properly, reaching millions of illegal file sharers, on a platform they watch regularly or subscribe to, I doubt you’d see them thanking the powers that be for finally emancipating them from this file-sharing slavery.

Not only is the concept fundamentally flawed, but given the inevitable passing of the DEB before the next general election, it also has the approximate shelf life of fresh basil. The House of Lords passed this bill through with a resounding ‘aye’ at a terrifying speed (perhaps they thought they were voting for roast lamb instead of pork that evening?) and the House of Commons look set to do the same. Soon enough we won’t be able to access these sites anyway, so why on earth would anyone want to visit a site telling them not to visit sites that they can’t actually visit in the first place? Should the DEB be passed, sites such as YouTube are as much at risk as LimeWire or Vuze. Surfers of the web face the very real threat of being disconnected if even suspected of copyright infringement. The blanket rules of the DEB are scary to say the least, but far too big to get into here and now - I witter on as it is.

The Digital Economy Bill is the real story here, and I personally don’t see enough information being released about it on more effective platforms. A pre-emptive website telling visitors (with no real authority) not to visit certain sites will be as effective as an NHS tourniquet at the source of the Thames, it’s a distraction and nothing more. The potential repercussions of the DEB being passed are huge, and not only should it really be directed towards those it might actually affect, but it should also be given the time of day that it deserves.

Now has anyone got a spare Spotify invite I can nick???

Joe

Are the Music PR's Days Numbered?

I think not.

However, there has been a lot of debate about this since a new site appeared recently. The Men From The Press is a site asking bands to sign up and pay to be reviewed by journalists. Now I guess if you think of the fact that an artist will usually pay anything from £500 a month/single release for a PR, then the price of this site isn't really that bad.

One of the selling points is that it helps bands who can't get a press officer. I would think however, on the whole, if they can't get a press officer, it is likely that they're just not good enough.

Anyway - see for yourself here: http://www.themenfromthepress.com

Jon.